THE GOLD MEDAL DIET

An all you can eat buffet

Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of french toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes. A pound of enriched pasta, two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread. A pound of pasta and an entire pizza washed down with 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks. Just eat that everyday and you too can look just like Michael Phelps in a speedo! 

Mrs. Buttons