So who in their right minds watches Paula Dean? That’s easy - people with eating disorders! They get to “eat” vicariously thru Ms Piggy where she grunts and groans each orgiastic deep fried buttered frittered dipped in lard mouthful of sin...when she’s not swallowing she’s either skewering the English language with a regional accent thicker than the plaque on her main artery or giggling thru some perfectly dreadful anecdote about her swamp life down in murky sticky Savannah and her two swamp offspring.
I fear a deep fried palmetto bug may be her next victim to hit the fryolator...
The ones controlling our MS Piggy’s strings are of course the folks at Food Network who make no apologies for her food choices or using products that are health risks. No big old disclaimer at the front of the show – watching this can be hazardous to your health.
How can this be? They can force McDonald’s to change the fat of their french fries, but Paula pushes the high fat fare without remorse or any responsibility to her ever widening audience?
This may be the new Pfizer cook book which comes with its very own years’ supply of Lipitor But I think the various new shows she recently launched need a new handle – how about Paula’s Type 2 Tasty White Trash? Or Crossing the Diabetic Divide? Welcome to Paula’s ByPass Buffett?
Not to single out Paula here, the Neely’s are just as down home irritating.
Ah but la crème de la triple crème has to be Guy Fieri... spiky haired Cali-fat dude who aspires to low end ambience types of Diners Dives and Drive-Ins to consume in!
Our charming host hangs out in greasy spoons all across fatamerica all the while chewing with his mouth open, talking with his mouth usually to the chef being “so money,” as masticated cheese meat products fall from his greasy lips.. he seems to wear the rest of it on his poly Hawaiian shirt. The only thing that eats more on his show than portly Guy is the vintage muscle car he blows thru town in. I figure they get maybe a whopper of 15 MPG? Errrrrrrpppp…..
If you buy any Pfizer, may your deep fried palmetto bug bite back.
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