SuperBowl Plays for Sunday
Double Dipping anyone?
No I don't mean double or nothing on the Pats you ninny. I mean sticking that Dorito back in the artichoke dip -- so... how many calories are there in Klebsiella pneumonia? Yummo! (As chubby little Rachel Ray would say...).
P&G (Doritos) or PFE (Neoterramycin)
Wide Angles for Wide Receivers
Saw a ton of TV's being hoisted onto open-back trucks yesterday... nothing like saving on delivery charges as little billy gets to stand up in back of your truck to make sure the 4K of plastic and wires doesn't go flying off onto somebody's windsheild -- how Norman Rockwell!
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From the Grid Iron to the Iron Chef
That big screen comes in handy on the food network too folks when you're ready to pig out post picgskin... You can watch 300lb. Ina I love my husband Garten showing da love for poor hubbie Jeffrie by yet finding a new way to fatten up the poor sod... this time it was Coq Au Vin and chocolate cake, or pork megabutt Paula Dean intimidating one of her sons with a soup ladle (don't mess with this Big Mama in a pure post modernist moment Tennessee Williams moment). Emeril looks like he swallowed the swamp thing and its taken over his body as he is resembling a large frog these days.
CALM STON
30 Million a half minute?
Branding at 60,000 feet and statistics say the spot won't be remembered anyway -- might as well just take the money and fling it our the cockpit unless yer BUD... talk about hot potato at earnings time...
Pure shock jock mentality. Short-em all I say... especially the obvious ones... this spud's for your...
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Ra! I guess it's time for you football fanatics to get ready for the Super Bowl party and dipster diving off the Dorito he-he-he -- now where are those masks and gloves? lol... I say the excess alcohol may help to kill what ever is alive in that dip...
Okay, twist my arm... The Pats by 8 or more (see history factor heavy heavy)
Hope yer team wins!
(I'll be zagging, but won't say how.) |
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